frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

"Fuck, my tea."
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via whothehellisbucky)

kristoffbjorgman:

Top 10 Disney Movies (as voted by my followers)
#1  - Frozen (2013)
#2 - The Little Mermaid (1989)
#3 - Tangled (2010)
#4 - Beauty and the Beast (1991)
#5 - Mulan (1998)
#6 - The Princess and the Frog (2009)
#7 - Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
#8 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
#9 - Lilo and Stitch (2002)
#10 - The Lion King (1994)

croptopswift:

my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

21stcenturyrapunzel:

So when is FOB gonna teach us how to make boys next door out of assholes because that would be very useful information at this point in my life

coffeebuddha:

yay—stefon:

It’s almost time! Update husbands reunite on latenightseth tonight

cuntdraaaacula:

I’m gonna miss you. I hope my favorite park doesn’t turn to shit because of some awful Frozen garbage. #forevermaelstrom #norway #epcot #paperfastpass #tbt #illmissyouoldfriend #fuckfrozen #waltdisneyworld (at Maelstrom)

cuntdraaaacula:

I’m gonna miss you. I hope my favorite park doesn’t turn to shit because of some awful Frozen garbage. #forevermaelstrom #norway #epcot #paperfastpass #tbt #illmissyouoldfriend #fuckfrozen #waltdisneyworld (at Maelstrom)

If the Harry Potter characters had tumblr insp

who-areyoureally:

I can’t control the universe but I sure as shit can get drunk and yell at it

thewicked-eternity