i don’t have time for people who put the words “used to” before the words “like pokemon”
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
chill out songs that aren’t sweater weather: for those sick of the same few melancholy songs spread across this website like the plague (1:07)
01. Grimes - Crystal Ball, 02. Disclosure - Help Me Lose My Mind ft. London Grammar, 03. King Krule - Rock Bottom, 04. Blood Orange - Chamakay, 05. Violet - Y.O.U, 06. Drake - Take Care ft. Rihanna, 07. Kings of Convenience - Misread, 08. Mystery Jets - Flakes, 09. London Grammar - Wicked Games (Chris Isaac cover), 10. AlunaGeorge - Your Drums, Your Love, 11. Röyksopp - What Else Is There, 12. Beach House - Other People, 13. Alt-J - Something Good, 14. A$AP Rocky - I Come Apart ft. Florence Welch, 15. Mac Demarco - Ode To Viceroy, 16. Sky Ferreira - Everything Is Embarrassing, 17. White Hinterland - Icarus
middle school boys in the locker room
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this
KIKI KANNIBAL WHY