faiirymushrooms:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

Actually this is from a scene on “Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus” =) 

faiirymushrooms:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

Actually this is from a scene on “Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus” =) 

i bought a bunch of stuff from lush when i was at mohegan sun because i’ve always wanted their stuff but i refuse to buy smelly things without smelling them in person first and i am in love with the lip scrub and i can’t wait to use my bath bombs woooooooooop

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

noobtheloser:

"Just keep walking. If I really commit, he’ll just assume I meant to do this."

I honestly just did this so I could draw the bird looking back like that in the last panel. Hahaha look at him.

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

emocas:

one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning. 

sirtophatthethird:

grass10:

grass10:

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

Beautiful.

behindbobsburgers:

A HUGE ‘THANK YOU’ for the most AWESOME gift from @crochetspecs!!!! We are more than thrilled to house these little Belchers at Bento Box! They are in good hands—the hands of creators Loren Bouchard, Jim Dauterive, and Dan Mintz!!! (via bentoboxent)

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

posted 5 days ago via eloisas · © cophate with 73,984 notes
Track Title: oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

Artist: teslatea

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

posted 6 days ago with 2 notes

does anyone who buys comic books know how long they usually stay in a store for? i apparently forgot that figment #2 came out like 16 days ago and now i don’t know if it’ll still be there if i try to go to any comic book stores. i’ve only ever bought the first figment comic on the day it came out, so i dunno if i’m out of luck at all. obligatory question mark?

thewicked-eternity